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ilovewhenugethurt:

Size does NOT matter, even a little one can do big rodeo.

ilovewhenugethurt:

Size does NOT matter, even a little one can do big rodeo.

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qothqueen:

is mayonnaise an instrument?

qothqueen:

is mayonnaise an instrument?

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First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

lolzpicx:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

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gayisnotasynonymforjalex:

she hit da floor (she hit da floor)

next thing ya know

shawty died

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longbottxm:

what if page numbers in books counted down instead of up

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bihateual:

I am either the best girlfriend or the worst

bihateual:

I am either the best girlfriend or the worst

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klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

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